when you successfully avoided being in avengers: civil war and you could’ve just done that again if your sister didn’t get your entire nation blown up which was technically all your dads bitch ass fault for being a liar and now you gotta deal with this purple fool who never took a civics class in his life and your lying ass little brother is playing dead instead of being useful And you miss valkyrie :(
you know what keeps me up at night? wondering about how the fuck k-pop got so popular. like, what’s the appeal??? is it the highly manufactured songs, the toxicity of the industry, the racist overtones, the capitalist hellscape dialled up to eleven with saturated colours to make up for how empty and meaningless the music is?
your favourite idol could just be blinking and y’all’d be like “omg!!! you will not believe what baekhyun has done
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💦” like sis i know i was unbearable during my ~superwholock~ phase but y’all are in your 20s and fetishizing & infantilizing asian men while glorifying a horribly toxic industry that’s been known to exploit young teens and kids for monetary gain
personally I was just upset with k-pop fans writing about wanting to milk those guys but this is a good point too.