Some call me Oscar.

Legend in heaven and hell.

South California.

 

letshearitforthisclown:

dickwarmer:

letshearitforthisclown:

goku is the least sexual being alive

I see your goku and raise you Wallas from wallas and grommit

wallas? fucking wallas?

(Source: graynard)

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

me, giving the Corporate Technocracy my dna: i need to know what percentage greek i am or i cannot live anohter day

me, spitting into a tube: tell me what brand my chromosomes are and also definitely dont keep this on file for when i commit future crimes please

me at the drive thru: can I get a medium spaghetti

the worker: please spit into the DNA tube so i can verify you’re at least 4% italiano

chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces:

sexhaver:

pattern-53-enfield:

bundyspooks:

Images from the live action version of lovable British claymation TV show, Wallace & Gromit. Broadcast in the late 1990s, the special received negative reactions from viewers due to the fact that it was unintentionally creepy. It was never shown again.

It looks like live-action spitting image. Horrifying.

i hate this so fucking much with every fiber of my being

Is epic

starbuckssollux:

writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes

english teachers:

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